This story brought tears to my eyes.

But before I share it with, this is important… All too many men want a bigger Johnson. They mistakenly think it is the key to giving women orgasms.

Guys spend tons of money on vitamins and pumps and countless hours on exercises. And they STILL don’t give women orgasms. The fascinating thing is, the bigger they are, the more they believe this fallacy! Where would the limit be? Actual Size

And what if a man were huge? Would it only attract women because of the appendage? Would women be attracted to “him” or to “it”? And what kind of woman would THAT be?

At least the above is true for the men who are unaware of the truths of female sexuality. But if you’ve been paying attention to my methods, you know how to give women better orgasms with one finger than most men on the planet!

Hear this touching story from an enlightened man who had the misfortune of being exceptionally “genetically challenged”.

***EMAIL from JB in Minnesota:

Hello David,

First off kudos to you mate for your fantastic work. Here is my story, some observations and maybe a couple of pointers you could interpret or expand on.

I am a big tough-looking (but actually quite mild) guy originally from down under (the other one slightly to the right). I’m also a scientist and I never had a problem getting women. I did have a problem keeping them, because I have been cursed with a very large penis.

I have a 10.75 X 7.5 inch penis and I don’t care if it is sacrilege to some but I would be way happier at 7 X 5.5 or so. Girls would end up getting so uncomfortable they wouldn’t believe that I could pleasure them other ways.

I’m sure my problem was they were either curious or unaware (I’d wear ridiculously tight underwear and tuck it back as far as I could to leave as little visual bulge as possible under loose pants) and I’d work them up to pre-orgasmic state, however when I took everything off things changed.

I am a good guy but they just assumed because of my physical size (6′6″, 260) I was going to brutalize them. I really don’t like hurting women (a bit of a smack on the bum or tug of the hair notwithstanding) and despise those that do.

If you can’t give a girl pleasure when she is with you, you may as well
save up your money and go look for hookers.

I ended up gravitating towards size queens and that really warped me. Those women don’t give a damn about intimacy or foreplay (and I loved going down on women). They are so jacked up by the sight and the thought that they are almost like a different species.

One day I figured enough was enough. Basically I more or less shut down sexually and concentrated on work for almost five years. That was great for me and my co-owners financially but is no way to live. It is dysfunctional for a 28 year old guy, especially one making a substantial amount of money, to just give up on sex regardless of the size of his member (big, average or small).

One day I came across “The Masterful Lover” series and it seemed interesting. I purchased your published collective works and they made me feel invigorated again.

Last year I was at a conference. I met this tiny (5′3″, 108 lbs) little Goddess (an Ivy League Post Doc) that I couldn’t even breathe around for the first day or so. As it turned out she had just taken a job offer to start next month in a city not far from where my company is located. I said I’d buy her dinner and give her an outline on what to expect moving there.

At first I think she was a bit intimidated, but agreed. It was a very pleasant evening and I don’t think I took my eyes off her face once and she was blushing and looking down at her plate a lot and fluffing sentences that she was way too intelligent to mess up even with a few Cosmo’s in her. We agreed to get together again when she moved.

The next month was the longest of my life and I was considering making contact with some regional size queens that were advertising on an “adult connection” website (and hating myself for it). Then one day (a Monday that I will always remember) an email showed up with her new title and address and she wondered if I would show her around the area.

I have a lake cabin and boat and suggested she meet me there. I was encouraged to see she had brought a bag that looked to be quite substantially packed. Unfortunately when I hugged her so was I (I was planning on wearing a belt bag that morning that would have given me a plausible excuse to hug at arms length but had completely forgotten. Unbelievable!!!) and she almost flipped over backwards trying to get away from me. I thought that was the end of any chance I had but decided not to make a big deal out of it.

After a day on the lake, I told her we should go in and get something to eat (I had stocked up before she arrived). She looked absolutely stunned for a few seconds and I could see she was mentally preparing herself to face the reality of physical intimacy maybe more quickly than she had planned.

Once I got her inside I didn’t even go through the pretense of cooking anything I just pushed her against a wall, picked her up with one hand under her bum (she was quite wet and it wasn’t lake water) and held the other two over her head and started kissing her. I was preparing myself for a bit of a struggle or to stop if she threw a fit despite her arousal. In hindsight I probably went a little too quickly to the caveman thing but God did it work!!!

She was moaning into my mouth and bucking her little hips against my stomach. The restraint thing really works and is probably magnified when you are a lot bigger/stronger than your partner. I did the Hockey move and the two arm thing. If you are a large guy though (I mean in stature) please be careful when the heat is on.

I carried her into the main bedroom and took/tore off her clothes in about ten seconds and removed my shirt as well because I wanted to feel her skin against mine but I kept my pants on. I was fully engorged and it was painful but I kept them on. I spent a lot of time on every part of her upper body (don’t ignore the armpits and the underside of the upper arm!! If she doesn’t like it she’ll let you know. If not keep at it) and began working the verbiage up from the gentle to the ribald and that really set her off.

This is a girl with a PhD in biochemistry from an Ivy League school and
she couldn’t get enough of being called a “dirty little prick teaser”!

Some of the size queens I knew liked to talk nasty and be called sluts etc. but I had never gone that route with a real woman before. She had a massive shuddering orgasm the second time I breezed by her clit and vagina with my tongue but didn’t touch them en route via her inner thighs.

I cuddled her for a little bit and she kept trying to grab my cock but I wouldn’t let her. I told her she had to relax and I did the “Welcomed” thing. I had actually practiced that on a stripper I was friends with a few months earlier and she had really enjoyed it a lot, much to her surprise.

I brought this gorgeous little creature up and back again several times in the next 10-15 minutes or so all the time telling her to relax and describing how she was on a beach and all alone and was lying naked in the water and the tide was coming in and touching her inner thighs higher and higher.

Towards the end she was just whimpering and when I asked her if she would like to come she could barely catch her breath to beg me. The “tide” getting all the way up to her clit and she came.

David, I thought I had killed her! She was just about levitating and the neighbors must have thought there was a horror movie being filmed. She wouldn’t let me touch her (flailing at me!!) for about ten minutes even to stroke her hair or her cheek and her eyes were completely unfocused.

She was comatose and so I lay down beside her and hugged her for about an hour it seemed. When she came around she was in a kind of a stupor so I just kept talking to her softly about how beautiful she was and how incredibly good it felt holding her (it certainly helped that it was 100 % true).

Guys when you read David’s stuff don’t breeze over
the emphasis on the VERBAL intercourse!

She tried several times to explain what she had felt but it always petered out to words like “rhapsodic” or “verdant” (those Ivy League girls actually take their undergrad arts and humanities coursework seriously).

The subject of my penis finally came up and so I took off my pants. The look on her face said it all and I knew that she was having to mentally prepare herself again but this time for discomfort.

Memories from University started coming back to me and I began to pull my pants up because there was no way in the world I wanted to hurt this girl just to get my end away. For the second and what I figured final time that day my dick was going to potentially wreck things for me and I had lost the plot.

There must be some kind of equation that relates the number/intensity of orgasms you give a woman to her willingness to go above and beyond for you because she grabbed my hand and said “What do you think you’re doing?”

Maybe by a quirk of fate I had happened upon the woman who was just ultimately meant for me. The feeling was as indescribable as her efforts to explain her “welcomed” orgasm earlier had been. She wanted to give it a try and started stroking it gently and biting my nipples (Wow!! No wonder my friend teaches in The IL if the girls are like that. HUGE turn on I was unaware of).

She couldn’t get me into her mouth (I think I have only ever received a couple of B.J.’s in my life that amounted to anything so guys when you are reading this thinking about what an a-hole I am for whining about my penis consider that) but she sure as hell was trying.

She was really slippery already but I had brought some lube. With my finger I went for her deep spot. I rationalized that if I got her close digitally then I could do her missionary with her ankles on my shoulders (only way I have found it to be at least tolerable for normal women) and hit the same region and finish her off quite quickly with my dick before it got too painful. I see David validated that in a recent email from another 99th percentile guy.

The plan worked better than I had dreamed and I was able to get into her enough to give her a really long drawn out Ohhhhhh Myyyyyy Goddddd!!! type orgasm.

I pulled out and waited a bit with her legs still up on my shoulders until she had caught her breath and before she started contracting back down and then got back in again a little deeper this time and with very slow stokes. My beautiful little Goddess took it like a trooper and even had her breathing timed.

Then I did something that I wished I had done for some girls when I was younger. I put some lube on the palm of my left hand and just placed it flat on her labia and clit. I timed a flat motion forward and back with my thrusts and that got her making a high-pitched keening noise and tearing at her hair. She was sweating profusely in less than a minute and kept trying to prop herself up (which actually pushed me a bit deeper into her) on her elbows but couldn’t because I think her coordination was shot.

I just stopped after that next violent orgasm and made her watch me jerk off all over her sweaty boobs while I straddled her. She was encouraging me using language I know they don’t approve of at Penn or Cornell and that I had no idea she even had in her vocabulary. I don’t think Hawthorne was much into “yeah you big f&^%er cum all over your little f$#%toy” or “soak my t%ts you f*&^%$^ ba$tard”.

She told me afterward that she had planned to flirt with me all day, French kiss me through the window of her car as she was leaving and then go home and masturbate but when we got to the cabin she knew she had lost control of the situation and was just hoping if she gave in to me that I would be gentle with her. Then she cried. Later on that night when she was sleeping I went outside and I did as well. Some of you may snigger at that and I’m certainly not one for that type of thing but I can’t tell you what a relief it was.

This was a bit more of a tome than I expected to write but David, from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU!!!

Your narratives and experience allowed me to formulate a plan specific to my situation to make love to the most beautiful girl (wife now actually :-)) in the world in a manner that didn’t scare her off and made her fall for me despite the handicap.

I am even beginning to delve into the hypnosis/trance stuff as well in order to have more options to make her feel satisfied without ever having to cause her any pain (I know it still hurts her a bit and that thought will always be in the back of my mind). She can now handle more of me, often all the way through to my own orgasm (she wants to have kids ASAP which might have a few other fringe benefits).

Although I know I’ll never hear the ball-slapping sound I don’t care. My sweetheart worships me because it is me that loves her and makes love to her, not my dick.

Your #1 Fan,

JB, Minnesota

>>>MY COMMENTS:

He gave her orgasms, not because of his size, but despite his size.

You can do the same for your woman, no matter how you’re built. Like I’ve said over and over, it’s not about size. For a woman, sex is almost completely mental. Learn to seduce her mind and her body will respond!

How important is your future to you? How important is it to you that your woman loves you completely, for who you are, no matter what your size? What value would you put on that?

Discover the truly powerful ways to give your woman orgasms so powerful that the neighbors will think there’s a horror movie being filmed, no matter how you’re built, in my program

Give Women Wild Screaming Orgasms

Yes, it really works. Really, really well.

Give women incredible pleasure,

David Shade

P.S. If you have a success story, send it to me. I love to hear them!

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There are 4 things a woman must have or she will eventually either break-up (divorce) him, or cheat on him.

One of the four things is Hot Sex. And she must be having orgasms during sex… not just the man.

Discover for yourself in this video about a Bored Housewife.

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I enjoy getting success stories from my clients. These come in
on a regular basis. It really makes me feel like I’m making a
difference in people’s lives. And in a very important way.

These success stories are usually about one specific thing, or
a testimonial for one particular program of mine. But every
once in a while I get an especially impressive testimonial
that covers almost all of my products.

Today I received just such a testimonial. This is from Kay
in Germany. He gave me permission to repeat it here. He said
it was the least he could do to help thank you.

You will be amazed by what Kay has done…

EMAIL FROM: Kay in Germany

Dear David,

I’ve wanted to write this to you for several weeks now and
right now I’m finally getting to it.

I so want to thank you for your work and your products. I
have all your products and they’ve helped me so much. I can
truly and honestly say they have drastically changed my sex
life forever. During the last seven months I’ve been reading
and living and breathing the material and have had some
spectacular results.

In December of last year I bought your book “The secrets of
female sexuality”. It really blew my mind and opened my
eyes. A lot of the crappy and erroneous beliefs about women
and female sexuality were shattered and replaced by new
beliefs based on reality. This alone was worth the price of
the book hundredfold. But it was only the beginning.

Then, in January I ordered “Give women wild screaming
orgasms”. I’ve read it twice since and have listened to the
audio CDs in my car several times. After three sessions with
my current GF at the time I was able to give her her very
first vaginal orgasm. In the afternoon I fingered her deep
spot and she had her first vaginal orgasm which was
absolutely mind-blowing for her (and for me too).

Then, later, in the evening, I f*cked her on my bed. At some
point she said “Oh, it’s like you are hitting my deep spot.”
(which cracked me up) And a few seconds later, she had her
very first vaginal orgasm in intercourse.

From that day on she always had at least three vaginal
orgasms per session. She told me that in that past she
always had had single orgasms only.

Because of the good sex, she became totally crazy about me
and, out of deep gratitude, she constantly wanted to please
me on all different levels.

Then, in February, I ordered “Cure Nice Guy” which was also
very helpful.

Then, in April, I ordered “Select Women Wisely”. Now, this
product is also extremely important and helpful. Right now,
I am able to recognize within minutes if a woman is a psycho
and a drama queen OR if she’s a sexual, intelligent
High-Self-Esteem woman. The latter is so much more fun!!!

Indeed, after working with this program of yours, I changed
my online dating profile such that it filters out all the
Low-Self-Esteem women that I am no longer willing to put up
with.

Right now I am with a woman that really has a high level of
self-esteem. She’s also extremely sexual. I’ve never had so
much fun with another woman. Last week-end she visited me
and during the week-end she had AT LEAST forty (40) orgasms.
I kid you not. She goes to swinger clubs with me. She is
also bi-sexual and wants to have a threesome with me. (I am
currently working with your Threesomes product which is
fantastic as well.) She is very submissive in a sexual
context and LOVES when I talk dirty to her.

Which brings me to the next point that I have to thank you
so much for. I learned from you the importance of Dirty
Talk. David, this alone changed my sex life forever. It is
unbelievable what a powerful effect Dirty Talk has on women
in general and especially on my current woman. When I f*ck
her and talk dirty to her, she often comes within one or two
minutes. I can literally feel how much it heightens her
arousal.

Oftentimes, when I f*ck her, I say to her “You love it to
get f*cked. You are such a f*ckpiece. You are my little
naughty f*ckpiece.” (That’s a word we have here in Germany.)
You cannot imagine how much this HSE woman gets turned on by
that. Once, after sex, in the living room, she hugged me
fondly and said into my ear: “I am your little f*ckpiece.”

The next product I bought was “Sexual Power and Influence”.
Again, another fantastic program that turned me into a much
better leader. It’s amazing how women love it now when I
lead them. They let me be the man and they can be the woman.
This product alone turned me so much more to a MAN.

A few months ago I had phone sex for the first time in my
life. I used to think that phone sex was silly. I used to
think “I want real sex and not this virtual crap.” How wrong
I was.

I had my first phone sex with a German girl that was in
Italy at the time. I was talking very dirty to her on the
phone which resulted in a powerful orgasm.

So, in May I ordered your Phone Sex product in order to get
even better at it. This is the next program I will be
working with (although I already listened to the CDs in my
car a couple times ;-))

Then, in June, I ordered the last of your products,
“Advanced Sexual Hypnosis”. I will work with it after I am
through with the Phone Sex product.

Again, David, I have to thank you so much:

- I feel so much more like a man because of what you teach.
I am nice and respectful in the living room and the bad boy
in the bedroom. I lead my women. I talk dirty to them. I
tell them what to do (in the sexual context). Even in the
living room and in public I talk dirty to them and narrate
fantasies into their ears. They are constantly aroused and
their pussies never run dry, LOL. They love it.

- I give them all they need: I make them feel special,
close, sexy, feminine and I give them tons of vaginal
orgasms. The result is they feel so sexual that they want to
do it all the time. And I am genuinely interested in giving
them indescribable pleasure.

- I could get rid of a lot of limiting and hindering beliefs
about sexuality. That is a very liberating feeling.

- And I am so much better at selecting the right women. You
know, last year I had several drama queens. This year, the
main two women were/are HSE women. WHAT a difference!!!

- Right now, I am looking into the future with even more
excitement than ever before. It feels really good to feel
prepared for the fabulous women that will soon be lucky to
come into my life. And there are still a lot of things to
experience that I have not yet achieved for my women
(squirting, extended orgasms, orgasms on command, think-off
etc.).

Kay / Germany

MY COMMENTS:

Yes, it is SO important to talk dirty in the bedroom.
It is SO very powerful for women. Female sexuality is
entirely mental. You must lead her mind.

And yes, you must lead in the bedroom. Women are sexually
submissive creatures. They want the man to lead. And it
is SO powerful for women when they are led.

And yes, phone sex is my secret weapon. It is SO powerful
for women. It is porn for women! Men have no idea how
powerful it is. Most men just don’t understand how
cerebral female sexuality really is. And with phone sex,
you have lazer focus into that.

Have the same kind of success that Kay has. Any man can
do this. Start with “The Secrets of Female Sexuality”:

http://www.masterful-lover.com/secrets.html

Then cure your nice-guy-itis. Women do NOT respond to
‘nice guys’. Fix that here:

http://www.cureniceguy.com/

Then learn how to give her orgasms every time, orgasms
that she didn’t even know were possible, and even
orgasms that she never thought she could have, by getting
“Give Women Wild Screaming Orgasms”:

http://www.masterful-lover.com/wildscreaming/orgasms.html

At that page you can also learn to be a leader in the
bedroom with my program “Sexual Power and Influence”.
That is extremely powerful for women. She will
follow your lead to all matters of exciting activity.

And for the hypnotically powerful mental stuff, you
want to get “Advanced Sexual Hypnosis”:

http://www.masterful-lover.com/sexualhypnosis/

Give women incredible pleasure,

David Shade

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